Funny, in one line.
A caption system for comedy compilations and meme reels. Short, punchy, tied to what actually happens in the clips, and finished with 2-4 hashtags — built for the scroll.
One caption for the whole reel.
The through-line that ties the clips together, then gets out of the way.
Ties the clips
One caption that covers all three moments.
Vision-optional
Works from titles alone or from frames.
Hashtag-led
Ends with 2-4 relevant tags, never a wall.
From file to on-voice in four steps.
No code, no API keys — just a .md you paste into the agent you already use.
The .md caption pack.
You're buying a downloadable .md pack written for AI agents (and humans). It carries the complete caption system — system prompt, inputs, output contract, and voice knobs — plus the universal anti-slop rules.
Chinchilla Caption Agent Pack vs. ad-hoc prompting.
Most people retype the same caption instructions into a chat box every single day, and the voice drifts each time. This pack is a system: eight structured prompt sets with input contracts, output contracts, and the anti-slop rules that keep a page sounding human.
Keep the Universal rules. The pack opens with four cross-cutting rules — never disclose the pipeline, never add unearned CTAs, concrete beats hype, match the page's real voice — so every category inherits the same discipline.
Get the Comedy Reel Caption Pack.
Free download. Unlock caption-comedy-pack.md — the prompt behind funny reel captions that land in one line.
25 units), capped at 60s