Fan pages, in character.
A caption system for drag, celebrity, anime, and fandom pages. It carries a per-subject voice, a facts-only promo mode, and a hard rule that nothing — no date, city, price, or link — gets invented.
Every subject gets a voice.
Set the subject and voice notes once; the captions stay in character and stay honest.
Per-subject voice
Sharp, theatrical, wholesome — you define it.
Facts-only promo
Hypes real dates and drops; invents nothing.
Never break character
The page's cadence, not a brand's.
From file to on-voice in four steps.
No code, no API keys — just a .md you paste into the agent you already use.
The .md caption pack.
You're buying a downloadable .md pack written for AI agents (and humans). It carries the complete caption system — system prompt, inputs, output contract, and voice knobs — plus the universal anti-slop rules.
Chinchilla Caption Agent Pack vs. ad-hoc prompting.
Most people retype the same caption instructions into a chat box every single day, and the voice drifts each time. This pack is a system: eight structured prompt sets with input contracts, output contracts, and the anti-slop rules that keep a page sounding human.
Keep the Universal rules. The pack opens with four cross-cutting rules — never disclose the pipeline, never add unearned CTAs, concrete beats hype, match the page's real voice — so every category inherits the same discipline.
Get the Fandom Caption Pack.
Free download. Unlock caption-fandom-pack.md — captions that stay in character and never post a fake date.
25 units), capped at 60s